*CONTENT WARNING: This book contains strongly worded satirical depictions of politically-minded pseudo-observations (including slurs and characters based on controversial figures). Parental discretion is advised.

Synopsis: In the wake of the 2015 Baltimore riots, reformed gangster Randall Gähstŭr is brutally murdered in cold blood, leading both the investigators assigned to his case and his closest friends into a deep web of conspiracy, drug addiction, and eventually /> r(E)volution.

Reviews:

“Imagine if Tom Wolfe had been born in 1975 and instead of writing 'Radical Chic and Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers' in 1970, he'd have written a book about the state of society and it's obsession with social media, internet fame and all of the intricacies that go along with it. On shrooms. Using Chuck Palahniuk's 'Pygmy' as his sole piece of inspiration.... you'd have John Corry's 'Phi11y's P-Hines[T] /> #Hardcore Phant-[O]m$'.” -Amazon

“On the outset, the intimidation factor must be overlooked in order to put yourself in the proper mindset to read it, then ultimately EXPERIENCE it.” –Goodreads