Why it Should Be Legal to Hunt Deer with a Bazooka (Comedy)
with The livelihood of the species at stake, bold measures must be taken
Satire is meat for the soul.
7/25/17, 2:34 pm EDT
By John Corry and Libertarian Leonard, photo from Pinterest
The world is ending, and serious preparations must now be considered. Here are a list of ten reasons it should be legal to hunt deer with a bazooka:
Reason 1
It’s cooked on kill.
Reason 2
It comes automatically pre-packaged into various serving sizes.
Reason 3
Bazookas are cool.
Reason 4
Less deer. Fuck deer.
Reason 5
Explosions are cool.
Reason 6
Again, Bazookas are cool. Only this time, because they kill deer.
Reason 7
Reason 8
When you move into a new neighborhood, all your new neighbors say: “Be careful because the guy next to you has a bazooka,” They know there’s at least one person there who also has a bazooka.
Reason 9
No more hitting deer on the road, or almost hitting them and dying so that they could live.
Reason 10
Movie bazookas are propaganda. As a populous, we need a more realistic understanding.
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In conclusion, hunting deer with bazookas is necessary for the survival of any civilized nation. As such, it should be codified into law. Deer are overpopulated, and people need more experience with bazookas.