Why it Should Be Legal to Hunt Deer with a Bazooka

The livelihood of our species is at stake

Satire is meat for the soul.

Satire is meat for the soul.

7/25/17, 2:34 pm EDT

By John Corry and Kyle O’Donnell, photo from Pinterest

Reason 1

It’s cooked on kill.

Reason 2

It comes automatically pre-packaged into various serving sizes.

Reason 3

Bazookas are cool.

Reason 4

Less deer. Fuck deer.

Reason 5

Explosions are cool.

Reason 6

Again, Bazookas are cool.

Reason 7

Giraffes? GIraffes! #pinkmagic

Reason 8

When you move into a new neighborhood, all your new neighbors say: “Be careful because the guy next to you has a bazooka,” They know there’s at least one person there who also has a bazooka.

Reason 9

No more hitting deer on the road, or almost hitting them and dying so that they could live.

Reason 10

Movie bazookas are bullshit, "NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” 

All in all, hunting deer with bazookas would be a very good thing. It helps the environment, feeds people, and keeps the community safe. Deer are overpopulated, and people don’t have nearly enough bazookas.

Bazookas are cool.