Cruel John McEnroe on No-Talent Serena Williams: 'If She Played in the Men's Circuit, She'd be 700th in the World'

Written by John Corry, photo from Tennis Consult

06/26/2017 02:44 pm Eastern

 

Tennis bad-boy 'fuck-brain' John McEnroe didn't mince words during an interview with NPR when fellow terrible and inherently offensive human being, the disgusting, obese and never-a-decent-tennis-player Serena Williams came up. "If she had to play just the circuit–the men's circuit,' he said. '...(She'd be) like 700th in the world.'

McEnroe is obviously ignoring the fact that all women tennis players are actually just very well crossdressed men, and that Ms. Williams would never stoop down to that horrible level (skip to five minutes in) of an always intoxicated John McEnroe in agreeing with him in any way, but if we're being honest here: do we really give that much of a fuck about what John McEnroe has to say? I mean I think he's funny, but do you? Do you have a real reason to care?

Maybe you'll care if you're into tennis, or if you like keeping up with people who speak their minds, or if you care about humans on a less specifically statistical level, but even to those people: the only person who should really care about John McEnroe fat-shaming the tennis version of Hercules is the actual tennis version of Hercules: Serena Williams. If she doesn't care, should you? This of course only if 'you' really knew and respected 'Hercules'... And if you don't know whether or not she would care in the first place, is it really all that sympathetically logical to just automatically assume that she would? I might just call that 'assuming her gender'...

And if we're going to go down that path, I can guarantee that there are certainly many other, worse things that I can 'assume' about Serena Williams, or anyone else (so long as her/his entire career is solely based on her/his being famous and therefore being consistently picked apart and judged and reputably discarded by me #You'reOnlyFamousBecauseIPayYouToBe(XD) )...

To illustrate my point (though not as 'offensively' as preferred :/), I'd like to tell you a short 'story'...

'It's like watching two monkeys toss a ball back and forth.'

So said by the most racist, fascist and terrible 'person' I've ever met.

Actually, he was my old boss who was extremely good and dedicated at/to his job, who ultimately got fired for saying that quote. 'But what race was he?' you might ask in response. 'What nationality? Can they fire him if he's a black tennis player who was only talking about his own people in justified, off-the-record conversation? But what if he's not a 'tennissier' #They'reCalledTennisPlayers ? And what was the race or the nationality of the 'two monkeys'? Like, was he being ironic talking about white people, or hatefully bigoted talking about tortured and inherently emotionally damaged, as they all are, African Americans???' #AllHumansEvolvedFromPrimates

Why the fuck does any of that matter?

It's one quote from one guy and you don't personally know any of the people involved...

Turn off the 'news' and go read a book...

Not all African Americans are inherently emotionally damaged (that's a statistic (see earlier statement about caring 'about humans on a less specifically statistical level')), not all people are physically the same.

#JohnMcEnroeIsJustAsAttractiveAsBradPitt #HumansAreMoreThanNumbers...