Why Hillary Clinton Needs to go the FUCK Away (A Seriously Bipartisan Take)

By John Corry

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Sep 28, 2017, 8:23 pm Eastern


There’s an old saying I’m going to pretend I didn’t just make up: “Winners gonna win, losers gonna lose.”

We’re all still reeling *Dying *Dying from one of the most divisive elections in American history almost a full year ago #It'sSoHard . While there might about a billion reasons why this may be the case, and both for and against either side in relation to any issue you may want to talk about in regards to that election, one thing is for sure: it's over. There’s redoing it and there’s more to be learned from thinking about how and why it happened and how and why it happened the way it happened than there is in simply doing nothing more than producing insipid and half-assed sketches of the players involved. To quote one of the great all-time bipartisan geniuses (Eminem) here, on that ASSHOLE Moby (that was a joke): “You’re too old, let go, its over. Nobody listens to techno.”

This is relevant here for three reasons: one, techno is like, a term people don’t even know exists anymore; two, that old Eminem is ALWAYS relevant (,|,), and three, that Hillary Clinton apparently doesn’t even have that one thing that made her appear as such an irresistibly better potential president than Donald Trump (a vagina?).

I’m speaking of course, of intelligence.


Let’s take a step back for a moment to remember where we're at and where we came from.

*TriggerWarning for Trump fans #It'sOkay,WeAllNeedLoveSometimes (don't worry, I'm getting to Clinton, please remember that Trump is not a God, he needs to be called out when he fucks up, just as any other person in a position of power does #ButIAgreeWithHim #Don'tEverQuestionWhatYouAlreadyKNOW #Don'tQuestionTheUnquestionable #TrumpIsGODTRUMPISGOD #ButIThoughtYouWereAChristian? #I'mSorryIfITriggeredYou:'(

Regardless of your views, if Trump had any trace of a brain, and simultaneously gives any kind of a fuck about the future of America, his calling Colin Kaepernick and his subsequent tirades against the NFL being its own business entity existent outside of government, is a stupid move. Tensions have been steadily rising between various sects, be those sects ‘racial’ or economical or where people's political ALLEGIANCES are or whatever (favorite football team?), and it seemed to have entered into its ‘primetime stage’ with the advent of the events in Charlottesville a few weeks ago (where a bunch of RETARDS went RETARDED and everyone freaked out as if self-proclaimed RETARDS deserve any thought or care beyond what the simple fact that they exist may say about humanity). It doesn’t take half a brain to look around for a moment and see that (hell, maybe even one of those aforementioned RETARDS even could).

But apparently, Trump doesn’t have that (a brain? #AGiantPenis(ShowMeProof) ). If he did, he wouldn't be talking the shit he has been (unless...), and he wouldn't be doing it in such a way that seems to, almost intentionally, make those who fear his presidency, for whatever reasons right or wrong, more violent (this isn't to condone the violence of the 'left' in recent months, only to say that Trump certainly doesn't seem to care about helping to stop it in any way, if he can help it).

Worse, it seems as though Trump doesn’t even grasp the fact that he is the president now (really? Trump? You mean that guy with the GIGANTIC penis? #INeedProofOrIt'sJustNotTrue ), or at the very least what that means on a day-to-day basis in a country growing more divided each day (it may seem). The fact that he is president means he represents the entire country, which, if his tirade against the NFL over the past few days is any indication, he doesn’t give a FUCK about doing at all. If he did, he wouldn't have done it, given how obviously divisive the topic has been over the past several years, what the other topics involved are, etc (people are also very split on this issue along party lines, another indication of the potential to further that split). This is aside from the fact that if he cared about businesses handling their own shit with no government intervention, which is his (smart) fans’ biggest talking point… well, he clearly doesn’t grasp his role in that either.

However, unfortunately, and I'll give you liberals a 'trigger warning' here #Again,GrowTheFuckUp,YouShouldn'tNeedThat , I’m not sure if this is unexpected. If Trump is doing anything good for the country, it’s that he’s getting normal people like me and my RETARD friends to talk about this kind of shit (;D), be it on purpose for whatever reason or not on his part, and the dude has barely read a book in his life, so, again, it’s not like this should be surprising. He won the presidency, in some due part, to the divisions he naturally embodied, conspiracies aside–

Conspiracies not aside: what the FUCK does Hillary Clinton think she’s doing right now?

Again, I am NOT going to say that Trump is not a dividing little asshole who stumbled upon the greatest PR ploy in the history of big business. Nor would I try to argue that he’s not actually smart enough to realize what he’s doing, Underneath it All #NoDoubt . It’s very possible that all his shit about the NFL and what-not over this week is meant as a distraction from something else (I wonder what… (N. Korea? #KeepThoseFuckingForeignersOutOfThis )), or even that he and/or the government may have some devious master plan to take over the world in which his recent actions are an integral part (o.O ,|,). But that’s not my concern right now. ‘What do these divisions do? And how did they get to where they are now?’ That’s my concern.

And at least Donald Trump has on his side the fact that he’s likely a fucking idiot.

“Hopefully, (Trump) hasn’t ordered the killing of people and journalists and the like,” “I don’t think he really values democracy,” “he attacks black athletes, as he did starting with his rally in Alabama. Continued on Twitter. And he attacks them for protesting peacefully…”

Again, I am not trying to defend Trump being a piece of shit here. He is (if some of these actions are any indication), but by this point, we all have our opinions of him, and will continue to be brought to opinions by his actions in the coming months and years he’s in office. This a VERY trying time for this country. These ‘divisions’ we’re seeing right now go back many decades, and are due to a large number of factors (primarily ignorance and emotional indulgence (both equally, and equally on both sides)). To pretend that Trump is the only factor in the matter, or that there is any one side or group to blame is about as RETARDED as saying that Hillary Clinton is made of sulfur and is singlehandedly the sole reason politics have become so out of hand (at the very least, I’d say that chemistry also has something to do with it (;D)).

But if we’re going to argue that, then we can’t forget some other pretty basic facts. Hillary ran an awful campaign based on nothing more, at its base, than how terrible Trump was, and how amazing she was, for no other reasons than those categorical. She didn't talk much policy, she didn't talk about how she would unite the country in an effective way, she didn't inspire hope for what her political career could have been taken as (aside from the fact that she had a vagina), she didn't make herself out to be someone who cared about embracing ideas not her own, and she never came close to fessing up to many of the things people had a problem with her for. This isn't to say that she was 'less qualified' or the like (I'd say it's fairly obvious that's far from the case), and yes, there's certainly a degree to which the country seemed unwilling to get over the whole 'victim' mentality thing it clearly doesn't yet understand, but the more campaign went on, the more Hillary Clinton showed people who weren't immediately enthralled with her, why they might not be: she seemed to care more about having power than she did about actually improving the world. (Ironic this is the problem many have with Trump #ThatElectionSeriouslyFuckingSucked,Man<3 ?)

If Trump’s campaign was divisive because it was racist, homophobic and authoritarian-leaning, Clinton’s was at least just as much so because it was pretentious, assuming, and totalitarian-leaning (if her political record has anything to say about it). 

She assumed that people were going to vote for her simply because it was 'her turn', and because she was a woman, or at least that’s what I and many others got out of her campaign, which means she only applied to her base and refused to be an actual person in any political arena where she needed to prove she had a heart and didn’t just want to be president because of the power. (Admittedly, I voted for Hillary, out of a lesser of two evils type thing. At this point, I’ve decided I should have voted either for Harambe (as a joke) or 2Pac (not as a joke, that’s a conversation we should be having). I certainly didn't like to admit it, but she was supposed to be smarter than that then.

And now she’s right back at it again, pulling the same tricks and (subconsciously?) dividing a country in dire need of someone with her clout to come along and argue the actual facts from an observational, and stringly intellectual (or: bipartisan? #SheIsFarFromBeingBipartisanRightNow(OrEver?) ) point of view, inherently ignoring the potential for Trump to be as bad as many of us are continuing to fear (which the mainstream media admittedly does a helluva job of doing already, and which us citizens are going to question no matter what), given that if the president has so much power that she can singlehandedly destroy the world, we gave her that power, and that we can take it away so long as we realize where we fucked up and why we gave her that power in the first place: fear.

Half the country is terrified that Trump is going to destroy us, and they should be, but they should NOT be okay with violence as a justifiable response. The more Hillary talks shit instead of talks BRAINS, the more those people lean that way–towards violence (again, NOT to give Trump ‘praise’ for not doing this (i.e. he’s been just as bad if not worse at it))–and it’s nobody’s fault (other than the media’s ($$$)???), in this regard, than Hillary Clinton’s decision to insert herself back into a situation she helped to create, by doing the exact same thing which cause it in the first place, all over again, and in an environment where her mere existence–the mere mention of her name–casues partisan rhetoric.

And the other half of the country hears Clinton talk nothing but shit and goes ever more into the hands of the big-strong-savior-man who’s going to make it all ok, ironically the same ploy Clinton tried to use in the campaign (women can be big-string-saviors too, guys, come on now).

We're better than this, and as a populace, we shouldn't be letting our emotions get manipulated, even if we do think it's for a good cause (manipulating emotions never ends well (right???)).

However, if the ignorant divisiveness of both (equally) Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is any indication, that may be just a little too much for people to hope for in this world at this point.

Too much money potentially lost $$$.