Elon Musk Donates Almost $500,000 to Flint, Michigan Schools

As a result: Flint Community Schools will install new ultra violet filtration systems in all of its water fountains, which comes several years after a national story was made out of the high levels of lead found in the city’s water

Demon Elon Musk in the flesh; we’re not even sure what his thoughts on the border wall are…

Demon Elon Musk in the flesh; we’re not even sure what his thoughts on the border wall are…

1/17/18, 3:41 pm EST

By John Corry, photo from New York Magazine

Good news is good news, baby.

Tesla mogul and irreverent pothead Elon Musk has donated a total of $480,350 to schools in the famous city still suffering from bad water systems: Flint, Michigan. School district superintendent Dereck Lopez said: “We are deeply grateful for the generosity and the budding partnership between Flint Community Schools, the Musk Foundation, and Elon Musk. The new water filtration systems will be instrumental in helping our students return to the normalcy in what should be a fundamental right: having access to safe, clean water from water fountains in their school.”

This. Can. Not. Stand.

How am I supposed to spend 24 hours a day yelling about how Elon Musk is helping people? Who is going to yell and scream back at me on the 3-minute panel on MSNBC and FOX about how Musk’s actions are bad after this?? Once again, and I cannot say this enough: this is the guy who smoked marijuanna on Joe Rogan a few months ago.

Staring into the eyes of the dead is not just for  cannibal corpses

Staring into the eyes of the dead is not just for cannibal corpses

This. Is. Not. Okay.

These are tough times, and if I’m not reminded of that every moment of every day, somebody is losing money over it. And how is that okay? Money is life, and Elon Musk apparently has too much of it; so much so that I can’t even ruin his career yet over some tweet he made years back about how–

Bad news, baby.

Bad news is bad news.